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May you wake up with pointed ears, curled horns, sharp fangs, pitch black eyes, and whatever other inhuman parts you would like to have.

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THE EXPANSE APPRECIATION WEEK
⤷ DAY 6 - FAVOURITE QUOTE(S)

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theprofessional-amateur:
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“witchofprose:
“This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
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Reblogging for cultural enrichment
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bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
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theprofessional-amateur:

knitmeapony:

scribblecate:

ifellinlovewithjaneway:

witchofprose:

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

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bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

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From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

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I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

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theriu:
“hazelandglasz:
“completelysane:
“#is this a sheep herding dragon
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No a sheep hoarding dragon
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I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING
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theriu:

hazelandglasz:

completelysane:

#is this a sheep herding dragon

No a sheep hoarding dragon

I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING

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witchesversuspatriarchy:
“Being a hobbit seems like a relaxing life 😂
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witchesversuspatriarchy:

Being a hobbit seems like a relaxing life 😂

doomybot:
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“ curlicuecal:
“ zenyattasperceptrons:
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holy shit SLAIN
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@doomybot can you past the Turing test?”
cuck
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doomybot:

neopets-hentai:

curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

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holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot
can you past the Turing test?

cuck

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I half wrote a song in a dream, had lyrics, music, even a sick music video. Then for some reason I jolted awake and most of it was gone, only a couple of half lines from the chorus, and I’m really annoyed, coz it was kind of a jam. I wrote down what I remember but I’ve got no way to keep the melody coz I’m not a musician, and I’ll have forgotten it my the time I’d be able to record myself humming it or something. Why am I never this creative when I’m awake?

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memorycycle:

me blocking all the porn bots as they follow me

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eggil:

Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can’t even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

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It’s over.

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

This is like the UK measuring inflation by the cost of Freddos

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